https://www.altgothic.com/wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Hobbes_The_Science_CrabHobbes The Science Crab - Revision history2026-05-01T19:16:29ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.44.0https://www.altgothic.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hobbes_The_Science_Crab&diff=1239&oldid=prevJennie Kermode: New page: Hobbes the Science Crab is a small crustacean who assists Erithromycin in discovering and certifying scientific facts. There have in fact been several generations of Hobbeses. The firs...2008-10-11T11:49:25Z<p>New page: Hobbes the Science Crab is a small crustacean who assists <a href="/wiki/index.php/Erithromycin" title="Erithromycin">Erithromycin</a> in discovering and certifying scientific facts. There have in fact been several generations of Hobbeses. The firs...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Hobbes the Science Crab is a small crustacean who assists [[Erithromycin]] in discovering and certifying scientific facts. There have in fact been several generations of Hobbeses. The first Hobbes went missing in action at the [[Whitby Gothic Weekend]] in October 2003, and was celebrated in the Song of Hobbes.<br />
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== The Song of Hobbes ==<br />
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Hobbes, Hobbes, the Science Crab,<br />
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He is a crab who does science,<br />
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He reads all of the gothic newsgroups<br />
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And ensures non top-posting compliance.<br />
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Hobbes, Hobbes, the science crab<br />
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Gives naughty posters a nip.<br />
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He makes sure that they shorten their .sigs<br />
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And he teaches those fuckwits to snip.<br />
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Hobbes, Hobbes, the science crab<br />
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Owns several iron dildo refineries<br />
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He uses their products to<br />
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Punish people who dare misuse binaries.<br />
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Hobbes, Hobbes, the science crab,<br />
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He built an eighth level in Hell;<br />
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There he sends the souls of those<br />
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Who dare post in html.</div>Jennie Kermode