User:Axel

1. Invented alt.gothic back in the day.
2. Decided that a 3 day party in a different city every year would make his life a lot more fun & provide a great reason for road trips.
3. Set up The C*B*L (the 'A's are stars 'cos he's that important).
4. Has an abiding love for footnoting his posts.
5. "taken out of context, it's an alarming [X], but at the end of a more completely fleshed out [Y], it seems fine to me" is how Axel is defined in the alt.gothronomicon
6. At Convergence is very often the guy dressed in black at the bar drinking the black drink<ref>Axel drinks both kinds of alcohol - Stout, Porter, and Free.</ref>.

Note: This biography is certified to meet Stephen Colbert standards of truthiness.

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