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Matthew King is alt.gothic's resident doomsayer and regularly announces its demise.  He likes to talk about proportional represenation, which is the only way the [[Pan-Canadian Goth Party]] will ever get a seat in [[parliament]]. He is attached to [[Tetsab]].
Matthew King was alt.gothic's resident doomsayer and regularly announceD its demise.  He likes to talk about proportional representation, which is the only way the [[Pan-Canadian Goth Party]] will ever get a seat in [[parliament]].
 
He was attached to [[Tetsab]]. Now he lives in the forest


Matthew laments the aesthetics of the Stanley Cup:
Matthew laments the aesthetics of the Stanley Cup:
* ..."the Leafs were in the playoffs, once."
* ..."the Leafs were in the playoffs, once."
* ...there have been "fifteen straight years without a Canadian Stanley Cup winner."
* ...there have been "fifteen straight years without a Canadian Stanley Cup winner."

Revision as of 23:58, 9 May 2019

Matthew King was alt.gothic's resident doomsayer and regularly announceD its demise. He likes to talk about proportional representation, which is the only way the Pan-Canadian Goth Party will ever get a seat in parliament.

He was attached to Tetsab. Now he lives in the forest

Matthew laments the aesthetics of the Stanley Cup:

  • ..."the Leafs were in the playoffs, once."
  • ...there have been "fifteen straight years without a Canadian Stanley Cup winner."