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			n. People who remember Jimmy Carter as President are not neccessarily old.

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	V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair.		V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair.

	VI. Americans ~~cannot make~~ proper tea.		VI. Americans are genetically incapable of making a proper cup of tea.

	VII. Cross-posting causes lobsters.		VII. Cross-posting causes lobsters.

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	V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair.		V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair.

	VI. ~~Cross-posting causes lobsters~~.		VI. Americans cannot make proper tea.

	VII. ~~The Golden Age is a myth~~.		VII. Cross-posting causes lobsters.

	VIII. Wikipedia is a crab holding a message in a bottle. It's easily broken, usually wet, and it smells a little fishy.		VIII. The Golden Age is a myth.

			IX. Wikipedia is a crab holding a message in a bottle. It's easily broken, usually wet, and it smells a little fishy.

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Erithromycin: New page: Scientific Facts are, as the name suggests, Facts that are Scientific. Most Scientific Facts relate to proper posting etiquette on alt.gothic. Scientific Facts are discovered and publicis...

Erithromycin — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:46:04 GMT

New page: Scientific Facts are, as the name suggests, Facts that are Scientific. Most Scientific Facts relate to proper posting etiquette on alt.gothic. Scientific Facts are discovered and publicis...

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Scientific Facts are, as the name suggests, Facts that are Scientific. Most Scientific Facts relate to proper posting etiquette on alt.gothic.

Scientific Facts are discovered and publicised by the [[Scientific Factologist]]. [[Erithromycin]] currently holds the post. He is assisted in this task by [[Hobbes The Science Crab]].

== Scientific Facts ==

This is a list of Scientific Facts. It is not exhaustive. The numbering system is unclear, but may relate to the [[alt.gothronomicon]].

I. Top-posting causes crabs.

II. Excessive quoting makes you look like a campus socialist.

III. Missing attribution is like blackout sex. It makes it hard to determine what came from where.

IV. Posting binaries causes giant crabs.

V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair.

VI. Cross-posting causes lobsters.

VII. The Golden Age is a myth.

VIII. Wikipedia is a crab holding a message in a bottle. It's easily broken, usually wet, and it smells a little fishy.

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